enthusiastofmemes:

pettyprocrastination:

mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

manywinged:

manywinged:

babygirl you’re so full of yourself an ouroboros would be jealous

vapid-gay:

dankmemeuniversity:

fanfoolishness:

theropoda:

compilation

I heard that Danny Elfman is shredded

I heard he had an 8-pack

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

piesandstars:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

hatonbat:

curly-eyebrows:

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

Why are people on this website always coming in with the most accurate takes on these penguins it’s killing me

adamtheredbeard:

eternalgirlscout:

shakespeare wasn’t lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don’t stop coming